Here is a picture of Batmans ID.Chewed up like there's no tomorrow.
and here, do i need to say anything about an overexposed pohoto?
Friday, 30 November 2007
Bat-Chewed
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
The Smoking Mackerel v/s Elda
The Smoking Mackerel v/s
Well hello there ladies and gents and boys and girls. I had to say all that because you never know the exact nature of the people reading this blog. Here I’ll make a valiant attempt to reveal more of myself (not porn, pervert) figuratively speaking to the outside world which I think knows precious little about the thing that is me.
Characters taking part in this discourse: 1-The Smoking Mackerel (The Smoking Mackerel) 2-Elda
First The Smoking Mackerel shall introduce
Now
The Smoking Mackerel: hi there
The Smoking Mackerel: shut up moron. Enough of you talk. You’re supposed to be addressing all statements to me. You may only address the outside when I tell you to. Fine?
The Smoking Mackerel: damn right you are. To begin with, what is your real name?
The Smoking Mackerel: since you happen to be talking to yourself I figured that you might be a little more forthcoming with such details. Anyhow never mind that. It can die under the rug. Tell me what’s your favourite colour and why?
The Smoking Mackerel: so you lack determination and drive then?
The Smoking Mackerel: why yes I am. Funny how you should be asking me that when it was you who created me and thought up all aspects of my persona and being. Now back to you before you turn this into an interview of me. I gather that you’re a very intense person beneath that cloak of taking life easy. Comment.
The Smoking Mackerel: hatred directed towards whom? Or in your case what?
The Smoking Mackerel: but if but if you loved others so much and value their feelings so much, how come you claim to have few friends? How come you hate albeit secretly, so many people?
The Smoking Mackerel: now tell me do you believe in god? In the existence of an ultimate being controlling our lives?
The Smoking Mackerel: the flip side? Evil? The counter gods?
The Smoking Mackerel: so you’re a spiritual person, eh?
The Smoking Mackerel: I ‘m willing to oblige. Have you ever loved a woman?
The Smoking Mackerel: from listening to the thoughts in your mind I see that you don’t trust people too easily. Then all of a sudden you trust some people too much and then feel let down when they betray that trust.
The Smoking Mackerel: changing topics I see. Clever con artist, avoiding answers to difficult questions. Should I be more probing then?
The Smoking Mackerel: so you’re cold? Elucidate.
The Smoking Mackerel: so you don’t like people invading the territory that you stake claim to as being only yours?
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The Smoking Mackerel: they don’t appreciate your twisted sense of humour. Also I’ve never seen you laughing heartily. Try it someday it’s good for your health.
The Smoking Mackerel: maybe it’s because of your smile or the way you look. Are you really afraid that you’ll look stupid in front of people?
The Smoking Mackerel: but you’ve claimed in the past that you’re made of tougher material than that. You claim to rubbish what people think of you. “Forever trust in who you are” you told me.
The Smoking Mackerel: comment on your looks and the package that you present to people.
The Smoking Mackerel: whoa there, I’m sure there are plenty of people who’d want to be you.
The Smoking Mackerel: and the negatives?
The Smoking Mackerel: things you like doing, besides the usual?
The Smoking Mackerel: alone huh? Maybe that’s why you came up with the idea of me.
The Smoking Mackerel: moron.
The Smoking Mackerel: this is my interview and I call the shots here I decide when to end it and how. You can just sit there and be subjected to my whims and fancies. Ok? And no using francias see.
So till next time,
Peace.
Monday, 26 November 2007
Friday, 23 November 2007
Wednesday, 21 November 2007
What shall we call this one?
He thought that no one knew him, and he was right.
He knew that relationships were too shallow in the place that he lived in. he didn’t want people to know about him; maybe that’s why he never bared his soul to anyone. Then he started to go nuts, questioning the doctrines of the church, wondering whether there was a god, searching in vain for the ultimate purpose. He felt used and empty like a tube of toothpaste with all of its contents sucked dry.
He wanted someone to listen to him, someone smart and intelligent, he thought he had that someone but then distance came between them, reducing their interactions to the yearly chance meeting.
He felt guilty, but did not know what he was guilty of; he had lost his power of reasoning and began on the journey to insanity with the quixotic irrationalities that his kind loves to ponder. He thought he was smart, but then he began to doubt that too. He lost faith in himself, in his abilities, he couldn’t trust in who he was, he had no idea himself. He never did anyway. He started to explore the occult, the flip side of sensibility, the forbidden fruits, what he had never tasted. He wanted someone to save him, someone to save him from his sin, to exorcise his hell. He’d been searching in vain. Was his heart still alive or had it frozen over many times? How many times, no one knew.
He had forgotten how to love, how to see the good in others, how to appreciate the simple things, how to be happy. He was so entirely consumed with his remorse that he had forgotten all that.
He felt surrounded with fools, one among the rest, one who wanted to be different but never quite knew how. The rebel without a cause, they called him, rocking himself to sleep. How long was this to continue? No one knew, not even him. He knew they kept him in the dark, he knew they were all pretenders but he could never fully realize that.
He kept his secrets to himself, feeling almost like the Stone Age man, without an outlet, a means of communication. In spite of living in the age of communication, he felt so without it. He was not like the others, not like one of the plays. The voices in his head started to drive him over the edge, the edge he could never define.
The Grim Reaper.